thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

(Source: alligood)

tyleroakley:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why

(Source: slutcentre)

wartortles:

having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

• dont
• yell
• at
• me

1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

(Source: babylizard)

(Source: beeishappy)

thesickestjokes:

I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

“Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: boomboommountain)

necrophilofthefuture:

most relatable marina tweets