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Roses are red, foxes are clever, if you have a cute butt, i'll touch it forever.

I just want a cupcake and a cute butt to hold. Thats all I want out of life. Cupcakes & butts.

actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

titytwochainz:

dick longer than ya girl explainin how her day went

vaguely-pedophilic-swingset:

whatifbilliejoearmstrong:

bceky:

american idiot starts off all yeah lets kick ass but by the end of the album woah where’d all this emotion come from

because every teenager ever acts all badass and rebellious to hide the fact that we’re still scared kids full of feelings and tenderness inside

This text post starts off all kick ass but by the end its like woah where did all this emotion come from

Andy Samberg and Mindy Kaling give advice to teens during the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

homierectus:

drake be on another plane

randomfandomaddict:

this cannot explain me more perfectly 

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS