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Roses are red, foxes are clever, if you have a cute butt, i'll touch it forever.

I just want a cupcake and a cute butt to hold. Thats all I want out of life. Cupcakes & butts.

theblackguyoncommunity:

M.I.L.F. - Mother I’d Like to Fight.

theblackguyoncommunity:

L.E.S. by Childish Gambino [x]

theblackguyoncommunity:

L.E.S. by Childish Gambino [x]

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

This was a really weird episode of How I Met Your Mother, I don’t know why they did this. 

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

This was a really weird episode of How I Met Your Mother, I don’t know why they did this. 

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

The first gay person must have been like “whaaaaaat ???”

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

Catch me in the club eating crushed up ecstasy that I put in applesauce cuz I can’t swallow pills.

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

sportsciencemusic:

New followers have to reblog my selfies it’s a rule around here

Selfie spam bc I have no life ☺

sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge